Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 281 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Falling into the Void: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Trippy Craft

    Trippy Craft

    Welcome to TrippyCraft – a dynamic Minecraft server where community and creativity thrive! Centered around the popular Towny game mode, our server offers a unique experience where players can create, manage, and grow their own towns and nations.

    Whether you’re a solo player looking to establish your own empire or a team player eager to join forces and build a metropolis, our server provides the perfect platform. Engage in politics, trade with other towns, forge alliances, or wage epic wars. The choice is yours!

    Regular events, custom plugins, and a balanced economy ensure that there’s always something exciting happening. Come join us and leave your mark on a world shaped by the players. Your town, your rules!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixelated World

    Pixelated World

    Welcome to PixelatedWorld!

    Survival Twist: Survive, gather resources, and craft with economic challenges.

    Market Fun: Buy, sell, and trade with a robust currency system.

    Community: Join, compete, and collaborate with others.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

    Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

    Corsaire Minecraft Server

    Server Name Corsaire
    Theme Golden Age of Piracy
    Map Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

    Features

    • Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
    • Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
    • Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

    IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own town? Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
    Can I create my own warships? Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
    How can I become a dominant power on the server? Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
    Is the economy player-driven? Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server
    🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

    🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

    🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Zombie Dances: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

    Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

    Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

    Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

    Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

    So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Magic Items Found: 1682
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Players Killed by Monsters: 9475
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TherapyRantCraft

    TherapyRantCraft
    Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

    On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

    Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ores Mined: 6109
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

    SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

    CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

    CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Ventilator Vibes

    Ventilator Vibes
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 486
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ArtisNetwork

    ArtisNetwork

    Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • macaroni-land

    macaroni-land

    greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

    thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

    ⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 37 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4090 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

    Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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