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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5136 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Our server is so crazy that even the localizations are all messed up – but hey, that just adds to the fun, right? You never know what you’ll find around the corner, whether it’s a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a group of villagers breakdancing.
And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again. We’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, haunted mansions that come alive at night, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). It’s over for boring servers – welcome to the chaos!