| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3260 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3436 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
[h3]Realms of Avalon[/h3]
play.avalon-mc.net
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4325 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3024 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6855 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 188 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7020 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8711 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2522 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2781 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 326 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1541 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9086 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 366 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3164 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2448 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7444 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2181 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2028 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 120 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4139 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7047 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 45 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
