come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da dystopian future where self driving cars rule da land and regular cars are illegal!!! build ur own car out of blocks and race against ur friends in epic car battles!!! but be careful, da self driving cars are out to get u and will stop at nothing to take u down!!! join now and be da ultimate car warrior in dis crazy apocalyptic world!!! #blockycars #selfdrivingnightmare

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 30 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Void Armor Forged: 27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Runes Activated: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Star Shards Collected: 268
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6295
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Crops Grown: 7751
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6897 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Runes Activated: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Villages Defended: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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