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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 478 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2895 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.
And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!
