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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3344 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 485819 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 201 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3569 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
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