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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 490 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 342 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.