Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad

    MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my Maid of Honor Cate’s disappearing act during my wedding planning!

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be navigating through friendships more complicated than a soap opera plot. Will your in-game BFF bail on you at the last minute like Cate did to me before my bachelorette party? Only time will tell!

    And just like Cate blaming her daughter for breaking a champagne flute, you’ll have to watch out for sneaky players trying to shift the blame for their misdeeds onto others. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with foot surgery drama like Cate did (hopefully).

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a wedding day meltdown and more unpredictable than Cate’s mood swings. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our server? Don’t be an “asshole” and miss out on all the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SpicySauceQueenMC SMP

    SpicySauceQueenMC SMP
    Are you tired of bland and boring hot sauce options in your everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the spiciest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with hot sauce challenges, where the winner gets to bathe in a pool of the hottest sauce known to man. Trust us, you’ll never look at hot sauce the same way again after joining our server. So grab your virtual spoon and get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Farms Harvested: 431

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NoSkipAlbumCraft

    NoSkipAlbumCraft
    Are you tired of servers that are as boring as elevator music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the greatest album you’ve ever heard – no skips needed! Join us and experience a world so epic, you’ll be jamming out to it for hours on end. From building towering castles to battling dragons, our server is a non-stop thrill ride that will have you hitting repeat every time. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and rock out like never before? Trust us, this server is the ultimate banger that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Villages Defended: 12
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magic Items Found: 3172

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Falling into the Void: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6816 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Star Shards Collected: 211

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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