| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1675 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Votes: | 1648 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5961 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 617 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5492 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8921 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 320965 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.
But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?
Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3668 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 39 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.
On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?
And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7215 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2242 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2599 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5794 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 4666 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 4857 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8911 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4313 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 255 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9466 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 2287 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Votes: | 8811 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 145 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Server Name | ExeosCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | LGBTQ+ SMP |
| Server Age | Since June 2020 |
| Map Size | 35,000×35,000 |
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.
Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.
You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.
No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.
We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2274 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 748219 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9209 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7949 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 20 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.
Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.
So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7667 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to coordinate with different factions, just like trying to schedule a tasting with the caterer for your wedding. Will you be able to get everyone on the same page, or will chaos ensue?
And just like in-laws throwing last-minute curveballs, our server is full of surprises and unexpected events. You never know what will happen next, just like that family birthday party that may or may not interfere with your plans.
So come join our server and let go of all the wedding planning stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some valuable communication skills along the way (or at least have a good laugh)!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3053 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 275742 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6027 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5954 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
if you’re tired of boring old servers, come hang out with us where we have diamond armor fashion shows and build battles that make the great wall of china look like a sandcastle. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (totally not cheating, we promise).
so come on down to our server where the only racism you’ll see is between the red and blue team in our epic capture the flag battles. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!
