| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4903 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3839 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.
Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2927 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 282 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1377 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2633 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Enchantments Applied: | 222 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4053 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.
But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.
So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8009 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Join and tell your story.
This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…
| Race | Description |
|---|---|
| Elves | |
| Humans | |
| Scyrtans | An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands… |
| Thrumdier | An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range… |
| Yudh | Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands… |
| Zamin-Sada | Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk… |
Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.
Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.
Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.
Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.
Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.
Play!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5085 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Potions Brewed: | 41 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1162 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5516 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Votes: | 9618 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 671 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5145 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4667 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8362 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Votes: | 9565 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 589 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 145 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1499 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?
but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3290 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
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