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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3233 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 8394 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3122 | Farms Harvested: | 676 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.
Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.