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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7792 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8386 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.
Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.