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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7419 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
