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The Mystery of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever go on!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant pig named Porky McSnortles. Or how about participating in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchantments Applied:	264
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoSewNoProbMC

bodysuit, Comic Con, Communication, compromise, COSPLAY, cosplay costume, creativity, Disappointment, diy, Fabric, fallout jumpsuit, family, Handmade, last minute, Materials, Mother Daughter, NoSewNoProbMC, Outfit, Sewing, sewing project

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mines Excavated:	3042	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	884269	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7529
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

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Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	499892	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Towns Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	64

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Animals Bred:	156
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Crops Grown:	8191	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14