Astra Vale: Where we promise semi-vanilla, but end up with extra sprinkles! 1.20.4

.14, 1.20.4, admins, Adventure, Astra, bedrock, community feedback, Development, Discord, EXTRA, Friendly, game modes, Issues, java, Land Claims, MCMMO, Plugins, Promise, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, setup, smp, sprinkles, ticket management, ticket management system, Vale, Welcoming

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Astra Vale Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Java/Bedrock Network
Admins	Heavily dedicated
Discord Server	Feature-rich and beautiful
Current Game Mode	SMP with land claims, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins
Upcoming Features	New game modes and features
Community Feedback	All development prioritized based on community feedback
Community Age	Welcoming and friendly to anyone 14+
Support	Ticket management system in Discord for issue resolution

FAQ

What is the Astra Vale Minecraft server?

Astra Vale is a Java/Bedrock network with dedicated admins and a feature-rich Discord server.

What game modes are currently available on the server?

The current game mode is SMP with features like land claims, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

Are there any upcoming features?

Yes, new game modes and features are in development and will be released soon.

How can I join the Astra Vale community?

You can join the Astra Vale Discord server using this invite link: https://discord.gg/5KkFvTMUHj

Is there support available for any issues I may encounter on the server?

Yes, there is a ticket management system in the Discord server for issue resolution.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

adult content, cleaning cum, college experiences, Craigslist, cum swallowing, daddy phase, intimate acts, masturbating, Minecraft, older men, oral sex, PALS, personal boundaries, PIXEL, Server, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual exploration, sexual habits, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, swallowing cum, taboo topics, wife’s pussy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild and crazy experience like no other!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where swallowing cum is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our players have some insane stories to share, like one player who went through a daddy phase in college and sucked off older men from Craigslist. Another player even cleans their own cum out of their wife’s pussy – now that’s dedication!

But wait, there’s more! We have players who almost always swallow after masturbating, proving that our server is not for the faint of heart. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little disturbed), join us today!

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Full 1.4 details, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, SAHLWFEFE, smp, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZFMHARUMASA

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ores Mined:	7142
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	New Chunks Explored:	843692
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for insane events like “Bangboo vs Ethereal” where you can witness a battle of epic proportions or try your hand at the “Data Bounty: Combat Simulation” for a chance to win some sweet loot!

But wait, there’s more! We have special visitors dropping by, like a mysterious Windchaser Harumasa who will blow you away with their skills. And don’t forget about the “Combat Footage Review” where we analyze the most epic battles in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes like “ZENLESSGIFT” and “HARUMASAFREE” for some extra goodies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

What are Minecraft servers like Unrealtactical ?

bedrock, CoolGunner, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Features, full strength, host, KitPvP, MC Server, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Network, official server, PORT, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, unofficial support, Vanilla, YouTuber, zombies

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to Unrealtactical include:

1. Hypixel: Known for its wide range of game modes including survival games, skyblock, and mini-games, Hypixel is a popular choice for players looking for diverse gameplay options.

2. Mineplex: With a focus on mini-games and competitive gameplay, Mineplex offers a variety of unique game modes for players to enjoy.

3. The Hive: A hub for mini-games and PvP, The Hive is a great option for players looking for fast-paced and engaging gameplay experiences.

4. CubeCraft Games: Offering a mix of classic and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games is a popular choice for players seeking a variety of gameplay options.

5. Play.Minehut.gg: A hub for player-created servers, Minehut offers a diverse range of community-driven gameplay experiences for players to explore.

Whether you’re looking for survival, mini-games, PvP, or more, these similar Minecraft servers provide a variety of options for players seeking engaging and immersive gameplay experiences similar to Unrealtactical.

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ATMFan Server

ATMFan Server, Chestshop, Griefprevention, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

A server that lets you experience vanilla+ features with plugins such as MCMMO, ChestShop, GriefPrevention and much more

5.180.104.10:25594

Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

Behavior, crime, Crime Scene, criminal behavior analysis, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, detective work, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, motive analysis, motive deduction, motive exploration, motive questioning, motive speculation, Mystery, Psychology, puzzling behavior, Server, SUSPECT, unsolved mystery

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, you’ll find endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans around every corner.

Join us if you dare, and be prepared to embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

So why did he do it? Because he knew that our server is where the real fun begins, where the impossible becomes possible, and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Mid-Range, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
New Chunks Explored:	845025	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got everything you need to take your gaming experience to the next level.

Join us for outrageous build advice that will have your friends drooling over your setup. Need a new CPU for web browsing? How about a budget-friendly option like the 5600G or go all out with the 14700K for your workstation needs. And don’t even get us started on the coolers – we’ve got double towers that will make your PC look like a futuristic spaceship.

But wait, there’s more! Upgrade your RAM to 42mm for maximum performance, and don’t forget about the SSD – we’ve got options for every budget. And when it comes to GPUs, we’ve got the latest and greatest for all your gaming needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with insane builds, outrageous advice, and non-stop fun. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ASMR Fauna’s Mid Minecraft Server

animal sounds, Animals, asmr, calming, compliance, creativity, Fauna, Faunas, Guidelines, Management, mid, Minecraft, nature sounds, Relaxation, restrictions, Roleplay, Safe, Safety, Server, Shiori, soothing, stress relief, strict guidelines, whispering

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fauna does ASMR! But not just any ASMR, we’re talking mid-level ASMR that will blow your mind! Our management team is so strict that they make sure everything is played super safe, so you know you’re in good hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin Shiori is a wild card, always causing chaos and mayhem in the best way possible. Rumor has it she once built an entire roller coaster made out of diamonds just for fun. You never know what crazy antics she’ll get up to next!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a combination of relaxing ASMR and wild admin shenanigans? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Desperate Minecraft SMP Player

ask me anything, Chatbots, Companionship, Date Me, DATING, DESPERATE, fembots, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, lonely, longing for connection, looking for love, love, Minecraft, online dating, player, please, relationship advice, relationships, seeking, single, smp, virtual dating

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date fembots! That’s right, these robotic beauties are programmed to ask you anything and everything under the sun. Want to know the meaning of life? Ask a fembot. Want to know the best way to build a diamond castle? Ask a fembot. The possibilities are endless! Join our server now and get ready for a dating experience like no other. Who needs real relationships when you have fembots at your fingertips?

Spearical

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Luckyblocks, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, Pets, PvE, Quests, Rankups, Server, Spearical, Survival, tags

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to Spearical! IP Address: play.spearical.net Bedrock IP Address: play.spearical.com:19566 Version: 1.21+ Dive into a world of endless possibilities and adventure. Join our friendly community and enjoy: – Free Rankups: Progress through ranks at no cost. – 150+ Tags: Explore and use over 150 unique tags. – 1,400+ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures. – Pets: Befriend adorable pets to accompany you. – LuckyBlocks: Discover exciting surprises with LuckyBlocks. – And More! Discover many more exciting features. Discord: [discord.spearical.net](https://discord.spearical.net) Join us now and be part of something extraordinary!

play.spearical.net

PolitMilitary | Military-Political Server Minecraft

alliances, Battles, Buyer, Clans, Competition, conquer territories, Currency, Development, Donations, Economy, epic battle, Event, Events, fishing tournaments, Fly, GREATNESS, Military-Political, No Dupe, Pirate, pmc, political intrigue, political leader, power, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, recruit, smaug, strategic events, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

✨ Enter the fascinating world of the Military-Political server PolitMilitary!

Unique server features:

– Dating system that allows you to create powerful alliances and alliances

– A unique buyer, ready to buy your most valuable items

– A competition with the Recruit, which rewards those who can deliver him the most of a certain item

– Exciting event Smaug, when killed you can get valuable things

– PMC A package that appears in a random part of the world, they say there you can get donated currency

– Interesting fishing tournaments that only true fish connoisseurs can master

Immerse yourself in exciting battles, strategic events and political intrigue on our server! Here, each player has the opportunity to show their skills, conquer territories and become the greatest political leader.

Join us right now and become part of the epic battle for power and greatness in the world of Military-Political servers! Unforgettable adventures and incredible opportunities for development await you.

Don’t miss the chance to experience exciting emotions and become a real leader on the PolitMilitary server! See you in the game! ✊

mc.politmilitary.fun

Guilty Gear Patch Notes Minecraft Server

character balance, Competitive Gaming, Crime Scene, Dead, developer update, fighting game community, fighting games, Gaming Community, Gear, Guilty, guilty gear, investigation, Minecraft, News, Notes, online gaming, Patch, patch notes, police report, Pot, Server, street, suspicious death, Tournament Play, update, video games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as finding a pot dead on the street? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even in-game items are getting into trouble! Join us for a crazy adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a diamond sword having a dance party with a creeper! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

Camping with the Guys Minecraft SMP Edition

anthro MC, Bara, camping, Compiling, contributing, Edition, Femboy, furryvn, fvn, Gay, guys, Hub, human MC, japanese, Minecraft, pastebin, Playing, smp, Straight.., Thread, twink, Western

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	617
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Camping with the guys Edition, where we talk about all things FVN – whether you’re into gay, straight, bara, twink, femboy, Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, or anything in between, we’ve got it all!

Why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this ghost and earn its respect, or will you fall victim to its tricks and traps?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just remember, anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

NikolaHadzicGames

Adventure, automatic farms, Citybuild, Community, Cozy Homes, Creative, Events, Farming, Friends, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, Skyscrapers, Survival, Trading, version 1.21.3, Version 1.21.4, wealth

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	497	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Survival: Explore a breathtaking survival world full of adventure! Build, farm, and survive—whether with friends or on your own. Join our friendly community and become part of a unique gameplay experience. With exciting features like automatic farms, thrilling events, and exclusive rewards, there’s always something new to discover!

CityBuild: Dream big and build your very own city! Protect your land, trade with other players, and grow your wealth. Whether you’re constructing skyscrapers or cozy homes, the possibilities are endless.

IP: nikolahadzic.net Version: 1.21.3 – 1.21.4

We can’t wait to see you on the server!

nikolahadzic.net

Crafty Camp Minecraft Server

absence.., Auschwitz, Camp, celebration, commemoration, controversy, Crafty, Event, fucked up, Genocide, History, Holocaust, Humanity, Israeli PM, Jewish, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, Politics, Remembrance, sad, Server, Tragedy, world war II

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a celebration like no other! Our first annual Auschwitz celebration is sure to be a blast, and this year, we’re expecting the Israeli PM to skip out for the first time ever. Why? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist joining in on the fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could bring so much joy and chaos to the world? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly unforgettable. Come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

The Jan-netty Minecraft SMP

Jannetty, Marty Jannetty, Minecraft, shawn michaels, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling championships, wrestling entertainment, wrestling fans, wrestling feuds, wrestling gossip, wrestling history, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling news, wrestling rivalries, wrestling rumors, wrestling tag teams, wrestling trivia, wwe, WWE superstars

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2770	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being the Marty Jannetty of your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate place to shine like the Shawn Michaels of the group! Join us and show off your mining, building, and PvP skills to become the undisputed champion of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb screenshots and steal your diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Slayer?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and become the superstar you were always meant to be! Just watch out for those sneaky Ender Dragons…