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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 753 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
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