AssholeCraft2024

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	1850
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

185.16.85.50:25965

The Sandlot

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

server.sandlotminecraft.com

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

dream.bananasmores.com

1.6.1 survive the horde

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

1.6.1 survive the horde

zombiehorde.net

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

mc.pvpcrafters.com

Realm of Eden

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Potions Brewed:	156
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

108.174.60.86:25665

Aspirecraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

185.16.85.20:26065

Panda Craft!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Villages Defended:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Fun for everyone, 24/7

survival.8bitpanda.net

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Octa.in

AtomCraftChile

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Votes:	217	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

atom-craft.no-ip.org

DefemCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

69.175.65.194

Valhallus

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	145	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

69.175.36.76

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

skyblock.in

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

coremc.us

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Emeralds Found:	8284	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Crops Grown:	4060	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

halcyon-realm.com