AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2724	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Animals Bred:	178
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	616118	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

PorfiMC.aternos.me:37500

Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Boyfriend, cash gift, CashCraft, cheap gifts, ENTITLEMENT, expensive gifts, family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, financial support, gift giving, Jobless, living expenses, Minecraft, personal finance, Resentment, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value financial responsibility and sibling drama! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of giving your sister €50 cash instead of the gift she wanted, and watch the chaos unfold as she gets really pissed at you!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good family feud and want to escape into a world where dropping out of a masters degree and living off your parents and boyfriend is the norm. Build your own virtual empire and show off your wealth by giving out envelopes of cash instead of thoughtful gifts.

But beware, the drama never stops on our server! Will you be the next to spark a heated debate over birthday gifts and financial obligations? Join us now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves siblings and money!

SchoolBusNoMore

Blame, bus, CAR, cold, Communication, DAUGHTER, Driving, drop off, Events, learning, License, mad, nagging, Pick up, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SchoolBusNoMore, shared, tiring, walk, Winter

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	639	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your family all the time? Do you wish your spouse would just learn how to drive so you can share the responsibility? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and experience the thrill of driving virtual cars with your spouse! No more nagging or cold walks to school, just hop in your virtual car and zoom off to pick up your virtual kids. Plus, you can even race against other players to see who’s the fastest driver in town!

Don’t let your spouse blame you for everything, join our server and show them that driving can be a shared responsibility. Who knows, maybe they’ll even get inspired to learn how to drive in real life too! So come on, join us and let’s drive into the sunset together on our epic Minecraft server!

LuvStruck in Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, compassion, Connection, deep bond, devotion, emotions, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, LuvStruck, meaning of love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like a peaceful paradise, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And get this, the creepers are our DJs. They drop sick beats, bro. It’s wild.

And if you’re into love, like, finding your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be. We have a whole dating section where you can find your blocky bae. It’s like Tinder, but for Minecraft.

So, if you’re looking for a good time, come join our server. It’s the most lit place in the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Love is in the air, bro. Love is in the air.

PleasantCraft: SunnySideUp

Contentment, family, Friends, Good Food, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, outdoor activities, Peaceful, pleasant day, Pleasantcraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, SunnySideUp, Sunshine

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a village where the villagers have all been transformed into dancing chickens. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that shoots fireworks out of its backside.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Llama Jousting” and “Chicken Dance-Off” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find hidden treasure guarded by a mischievous group of pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and get ready for a ‘pleasant day’ filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Auschwitz, CraftyNets, Diplomacy, Genocide, Government, historical event, historical significance, Holocaust, international relations, Israeli-Polish relations, Jewish history, memorial event, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Netanyahu, Poland, political leaders, president, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks

Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, bilateral relations, Canada, Canuck, Chaos, cooperation, Crafting, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic partnership, economic stability, economic ties, Edition, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, North America, political stability, trade agreements, trade chaos, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Coyote City Survival

Adaptability, animal adaptation, city, COYOTE, coyote behavior, coyote behavior studies, human population density, human-wildlife interactions, natural habitats, open spaces, Survival, survival rate, urban biodiversity, urban coyotes, urban ecology, urban environments, urban wildlife, urbanization impacts, urbanized areas, wildlife conservation, Wildlife research, wildlife survival strategies

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9091	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the wildest adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a pack of urban coyotes. But don’t worry, these coyotes are friendly and will guide you through the cityscape of our server. They’ll show you all the best loot and secret hideouts that only the most daring players can discover.

And get this – the more time you spend in the urban areas, the higher your survival rate! It’s like these coyotes have some kind of mystical power that keeps you safe from harm. But watch out, cuz if you stray too far into the natural habitats, you might not make it out alive.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where urban coyotes are your best friends and survival is the name of the game. Who knew that adapting to city life could be so much fun? Let’s do this!

Eternal Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, coping strategies, ETERNAL, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness month, mental health community, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, Quests, seeking help, self-care, self-harm prevention, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention awareness, suicide prevention lifeline, suicide prevention strategies

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8966
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, but without the horn! Join us if you want to experience the craziest, wildest, and most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more lava than a volcano on a bad day!

You’ll never be bored on this server, because we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on crack!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But remember, don’t kill yourself, because we need you to keep playing and having a blast with us!

SongCraft SMP

album, artist, beats, current song, favorite song, headphones, Listening, Lyrics, Melody, Music, music genre, music player, Now Playing, playlist, repeat, Rhythm, Shuffle, smp, SongCraft, Sound, track, tune

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2207
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And the best part is, the currency on the server is actually chocolate bars, so you can trade for diamonds with a Kit Kat! Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!

Also, I’m listening to the Minecraft parody of “Despacito” on repeat, it’s fire 🔥🔥🔥.

MineTunes: 10 Hour Bieber Road Trip

artist, bieber, Boredom, car ride, companion, decision, Entertainment, Favorite, headphones, hour, HOURS, Journey, long drive, MineTunes, Music, music lover, playlist, Radio, ROAD, road trip, sing-along, Stuck, time pass, travel, trip

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Votes:	8129
Love Letters Sent:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	1870	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in a car for hours on end with nothing but the same old music playing on repeat? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can listen to the sweet tunes of Justin Bieber for the entire duration of your road trip! That’s right, no more boring playlists or radio stations, just non-stop Bieber fever to keep you entertained. Join our server now and let the music take you on a wild ride like never before!