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MachadoCraft: OppoLeader vs Griefers

anti-government, authoritarian regime, Caracas, Crisis, Democracy, freedom of speech, Government, Griefers, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, leaving march, machado, MachadoCraft, Nicolas Maduro, OppoLeader, opposition leader, opposition movement, Political unrest, protest, social justice, south america, Venezuela, violently intercepted

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	4828	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	720	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Venezuela opposition leader Machado running around getting “violently intercepted” left and right! it’s a wild ride, folks. maybe you’ll get to witness some epic battles between Machado and the marchers. who knows, anything can happen on this server! so come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🤣🎮 #minecraftmadness #violentinterceptions #jointhefun

Heat Limit Collapse – Minecraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon footprint, climate change, climate-driven collapse, collapse, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystems, environmental crisis, Environmental Protection, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, Heat, heat limits, Humanity, Limit, Minecraft, Risk, species, sudden collapse, Temperatures, thermal tolerances, urgent action

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	68	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, this server is like, the coolest place to be, dude. like, we got species reaching their heat limits and stuff, it’s like a wild party up in here.

if you wanna see ecosystems at risk of sudden climate-driven collapse, then this is the place for you. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man.

without deep and rapid cuts to greenhouse gas emissions, you’ll see clustered thermal tolerances that will blow your mind. it’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form.

so, like, come join us on this crazy adventure and see the ecosystems on which humanity depends. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

Crimson Realm 170 1.21.3

1.21.3, 170 MTL, circle, circle 170 MTL, Crimson, freshman, freshman time, Guilty, Guilty Circle, guilty circle 170, mtl, MTL freshman, Realm, Time, time guilty circle

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Void Gems Collected:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3062	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our crazy, wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves!

Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle epic bosses that will make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

ExFiancéFiasco Minecraft Server

Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conversation, Defending, disowned, double standards, dynamic, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéFiasco, family drama, Frustration, Homophobia, loveless marriage, Minecraft, parents, regret, relationship, Server, Sexuality, sister, VIOLATION, Wedding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	94
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of chaos, just like how I cut off my cheating ex and my cheating parents. Join us and leave all the cheating drama behind!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how my sister tried to defend my cheating ex by bringing up her sexuality, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our virtual world?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and just have a good time. Plus, we promise there will be no cheating involved – unless, of course, you count cheating at building the best Minecraft creations!

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	3120
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	29

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Buildings Constructed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2766	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Emeralds Found:	6451
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	4998

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

Players:	106/600	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9957
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3