Asshat Gaming – Vanilla Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Alien Abductions:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8010	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	114	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Void Gems Collected:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Secret Passages Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crops Grown:	4295
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	2761	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8189	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Vexiron – 1.16-1.21 ✅ Anarchy⚡Java / Bedrock 💎 Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, bedrock, Bosses, Buyer, Casino, Command /pvp, Duels, Events, Free donation, java, meteorites, Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21, mobile devices, PC java, Privileges for the composition, PvP, Tower of Death, Unique crafts

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Vexiron is the best Anarchy for playing Minecraft on versions 1.16-1.21. Play Java/Bedrock even from your phone!

Server advantages:

➤ Free donation

➤ Buyer

➤ Alchemist

➤ Privileges for the composition

➤ Meteorites and events

➤ Tower of Death

➤ PVP and bosses

➤ Casino and Auction

➤ Unique crafts

➤ Duels by command /pvp

➤ Supports Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21

➤ Play both on PC Java and from mobile devices in the Bedrock version.

⬉ PLAY.VEXIRON.RU ⬈

Come in right now and pick up bonuses using the command /kit

play.vexiron.ru:25705

MeowSMP

Meowsmp, smp, Some possible tags from this Minecraft server could include: – active players – long term – no world resets – discord – fun – SMP server – IP address

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Buildings Constructed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Description	Brand new SMP server looking for active players who wanna have fun and do whatever. Planned to be up long term aka multiple years. Never going to restart or reset, NO WORLD RESETS.
IP Address	https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it just started tonight.
Are world resets planned?	No, there will be no world resets.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to be up long term, potentially multiple years.
What type of server is it?	It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server.
Where can I find the server IP?	The IP address can be found in the discord: https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

Iron Mouse Kingdom 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, art, Chatting, Clips, Community, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, Iron, Ironmouse, Kingdom, Mouse, online personality, Rivals, streaming, Subnautica, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server that’s all about Ironmouse, the queen of streaming! She’s probably out there wrecking rivals and exploring the depths of Subnautica as we speak. If you wanna join the party, this is the place to be, fam. We talk all things Ironmouse and her epic streams, so if you ain’t about that, then peace out. But if you’re down for some lit content, check out her Twitch, YouTube, clips, VODS, TikTok, Twitter, and more! It’s a whole vibe, trust me. So come hang with us and let’s get this party started! #IronmouseGang #MinecraftMadness

Burger Here: I Stand with Russia and the Russian People Minecraft SMP

Alliance, Allies, burger, comrades, friendship, friendship goals, historical alliances, History, international relations, Minecraft, Peace, people, Politics, Propaganda, reconciliation, russia, Russian, russian people, smp, Stand, Unity, Usa, world war II

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	338	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ores Mined:	4329	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we stand with Russia and the Russian people! Forget all the propaganda trying to make Ivan look like the bad guy, we know the truth. Plus, did you know we were allies 80 years ago, kicking ass together? (Check out the pic for proof, it’s totally legit).

Join our server and help us revive the old alliance between the USA and Russia. Who knows, maybe we can even become besties again and rule the Minecraft world together. So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that friendship knows no boundaries, not even in the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, we have burgers! (No, seriously, we have a whole burger-themed village. It’s a long story, but trust us, it’s epic).

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Crops Grown:	4984
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1088
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4061	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	5992	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Animals Bred:	99
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5