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Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	176
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
New Chunks Explored:	440591	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	8879
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
New Chunks Explored:	81413	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Votes:	5047	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Endless Night Skies:	3
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Emeralds Found:	6157
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crops Grown:	7608
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Towns Built:	9

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Animals Bred:	82
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8168	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	237
Mines Excavated:	2152	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6414
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal

ARMS, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Corruption, Deal, defense procurement, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, international relations, military aid, Négotiation, peace talks, political scandal, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Trump administration, Ukraine, weapons, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	1607
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

LoveCraft: Pursue Positive Goals

associated, avoidance goals, Conflict, Conflict prevention, goals, good place, INDIVIDUALS, linked, lovecraft, lower satisfaction, motivation, Perception, Positive, positive beliefs, positive outcomes, pursue, Pursuit, rejection, rejection avoidance, relationship goals, rewarding goals, romantic relationships, satisfaction

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	278	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ IT’S LIKE, SO AWESOME. LIKE, IF U JOIN U WILL FIND TRUE LOVE AND UR RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE LIT AF. U WILL BE MOTIVATED TO FIND UR MINECRAFT SOULMATE AND AVOID ALL DA DRAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA LOVE AND SATISFACTION U DESERVE. YOLO!

Players:	94/500	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1