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Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	763	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Dimension Hops:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	300	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4297
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	8699	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	New Chunks Explored:	311581
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1