AsianWife4Hire Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why, you ask? Because why not?!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they’re super cute!

3. We have a floating island made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. Need I say more?

4. Our server events include epic battles with giant mutant chickens and dance parties with talking sheep. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find true love with an Asian woman in your country while you’re at it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	420702
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RedBladePvP

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	4078	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	214
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	1243	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	176

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Wive server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PsychoticCraft

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mines Excavated:	4708
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	203

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.