so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Crops Grown: 9944
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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