so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Villages Defended: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY