so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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