so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 10
Divine Spears Created: 25 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Villages Defended: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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