so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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