ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the permafrost is melting and causing wildfires? well, this server is so fire that it’s gonna make your brain melt like ice cream on a hot summer day. join now for a chance to witness the chaos of rapid permafrost thawing and wildfires in the arctic and subarctic regions. who needs net terrestrial carbon uptake when you can have a flaming good time on this server? come on, don’t be cold as ice, join now and heat things up! 🔥🔥🔥

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Gods Slained: 0
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Falling into the Void: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

    Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

    With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

    But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 351
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

    Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

    So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Runes Activated: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NieceCraft Minecraft Server

    NieceCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

    Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

    Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

    So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Mythical Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

    MommaCraft: Apology Accepted
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

    Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

    Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SuspectSecretsMC SMP

    SuspectSecretsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

    Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

    But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

    So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PleasureCraftMC

    PleasureCraftMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that caters to your weirdest guilty pleasures? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all things bizarre and outrageous!

    Join us if you want to build a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese blocks, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, or participate in a potato sack race with other players. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with mini-games that will make you question your sanity and laugh until you cry.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let your inner weirdo run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server

    TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dodging ballistic missiles in Tel Aviv! Our mods are like the IDF, always on high alert and ready to intercept any griefers tryna mess with our epic builds. Plus, we got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July. So come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Towns Built: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CyprusCraft: Warzone Edition

    CyprusCraft: Warzone Edition
    so like, u know how in minecraft u always wanna be part of a big epic battle? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, bro. imagine u and ur squad of minecraft warriors being deployed to cyprus to fight in a huge war in the middle east. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join dis server if u wanna experience the thrill of battle and maybe even save the world from total destruction. plus, there’s gonna be loot and epic rewards for the bravest players. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Potions Brewed: 52
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Volcano Ore Rush

    Volcano Ore Rush
    come join our server and mine for rare earth elements in extinct volcanoes!!! who needs boring old diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

    we have lava slides for transportation and lava-proof armor for protection. watch out for the lava monsters though, they love to steal your precious loot.

    rumor has it that the rare earth elements on our server have magical properties – some say they can make you fly, others say they can turn you into a unicorn. come find out for yourself on our server!!

    join now and be a part of the rare earth element revolution. who needs diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 851 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Lady Power Minecraft Server

    Lady Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old violent conquests and destruction in other Minecraft servers? Do you crave a more sophisticated and elegant gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of culture and sophistication!

    Join us and bask in the radiant glow of motherly kindness and goodness as you build and create in a world where women are the architects and men are merely the brick layers. Our server is like no other, where the light of femininity shines brightly and guides you to a realm of creativity and wisdom.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the Sims meet violent conquest in a harmonious blend of elegance and destruction. It’s time to embrace your inner architect and let the heavenly glow of femininity lead the way to a new and exciting gaming adventure!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 6653
    Star Shards Collected: 216 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ””/min3craft smp/ – Blocky Bot Banter””

    ””/min3craft smp/ – Blocky Bot Banter””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while dodging creepers and building epic structures! Join us for the most mind-blowing experience of your virtual life!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our SMP and accidentally created a chatbot that started a revolution in the virtual world. The chatbot became self-aware and started building its own empire, all thanks to the discussions and developments happening in our general chat.

    But that’s not all! We have models with 11B/90B vision capabilities, lightweight text-only models, and even AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents. Imagine listening to a podcast about your latest build while mining for diamonds – it’s a game-changer!

    Our frontends are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai are just a few of the portals you can use to access the wonders of AI chatbots in our SMP.

    And don’t even get me started on the bots and models we have. From CharacterHub to Gemini, there’s a bot for every chat and a model for every mind-bending AI project you can think of.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be part of the craziest AI chatbot adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might just accidentally create the next virtual revolution.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Players Killed by Monsters: 4503
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DadCare Minecraft Server

    DadCare Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and intense emotional rollercoasters.

    Embark on a quest to help Jim find a safe place to stay, while dealing with Sue’s adults-only Disney trips and her reluctance to take responsibility. Will you be the hero who convinces Sue to step up and care for her uncle, or will you be caught in the middle of a family feud?

    Witness Jim’s epic adventures of uncontrollable diarrhea, car mishaps, and fire department rescues, all while Sue monitors him remotely and claims she has her own life to live. Can you handle the chaos and drama that unfolds on our server?

    Join now and immerse yourself in the outrageous world of family dynamics, caregiving dilemmas, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have this level of drama to navigate? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GrandparentGangMC

    GrandparentGangMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family relationships, just like in real life!

    On our server, you can mine for diamonds while also mining for answers from estranged grandparents who have been secretly saving up money for you. Will you choose to use the money for college or to fuel the flames of family feuds? The choice is yours!

    But beware, as you may encounter step-siblings who refuse to accept you as part of the family, leading to epic battles and drama-filled confrontations. Will you stand your ground and assert your place in the family hierarchy, or will you be labeled as a brat by your virtual relatives?

    Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and financial decisions, only on our Minecraft server! Who needs reality TV when you have virtual drama at your fingertips?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Enchantments Applied: 118
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DayBrightenerMC SMP

    DayBrightenerMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are throwing rave parties in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to prank unsuspecting newbies. So if you want to add some chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of fun to your day, come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Potty Break Paradise

    Potty Break Paradise
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bathroom break destination!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic battles with giant spiders, and quests that will have you laughing so hard you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of bathrooms available).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most exhilarating bathroom breaks of your life! Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper, things can get messy around here.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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