Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Magic Items Found: 4162 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Alien Abductions: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Holy Grails Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 2187
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RiskTakerMC SMP

    RiskTakerMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockyHurtHaven

    BlockyHurtHaven
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

    So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Emeralds Found: 8509
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LoyalSMP

    LoyalSMP

    Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Zonikyo Network

    Zonikyo Network

    A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Magic Items Found: 5417
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

    Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

    So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

    SoloCraft: No Help Needed!
    Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 204 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 129 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

    CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Enchantments Applied: 186
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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