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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Gods Slained: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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