Ar-CAN-Us Not Believe It’s Not Vanilla! No PvP, Just Economy!

alliances, ArCANUs, Clans, Conquest, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Kingdoms, Loot, Merchants, mobs, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Resources, Semi Vanilla, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, Towny, Vanilla, xp farms

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	8618	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	8692

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to ArcanusMC!

The moment I thought I had lost all of my hard work was a turning point on the ArcanusMC server. I was peacefully working on my town when suddenly, Jim attacked. TNT landed on my head, and I instantly lost all my stuff. My heart sank as my full netherite gear and sword, treasures I had spent countless hours crafting, vanished in an instant. Worst of all, he killed my dog! I was FURIOUS!

Determined to seek revenge, I started planning my comeback, even though Jim was a Noble. Since this server is based around XP, I made OP mob farms that gave me hundreds of XP per minute. Day by day, I was getting STRONGER! I built towns, more towns, and MORE! I owned so many towns that I had to create large nations across the whole map. My generals managed my entire EMPIRE in different sectors. Jim was quaking in his boots.

Why Join Us?

Semi-Vanilla: Enjoy the traditional Minecraft gameplay with minor enhancements.
PvP: Engage in thrilling battles and defend your territory.
Economy: Trade and build your wealth in our dynamic economy system.

Join us and carve your own path to greatness. Whether you want to build an empire, engage in epic battles, or just enjoy the community, ArcanusMC has a place for you.

Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577

Become a king like me and join ArcanusMC today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on ArcanusMC.
Are there any specific rules for PvP battles?	Players must agree to PvP before engaging in battles. No spawn camping or excessive targeting is allowed.
How can I join a town or nation?	You can either create your own town or join an existing one. Nations are formed by alliances of towns.
Is there a way to earn XP other than mob farms?	Players can earn XP through various activities, such as mining, crafting, and completing quests.

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Void Gems Collected:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mines Excavated:	2611
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	4830

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Divine Spears Created:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	6847	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Crops Grown:	5608
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6800

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	95	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1375
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

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