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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1635 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
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