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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3099 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8365 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!