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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2516 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 1976 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9597 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
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