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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5681 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 680301 |
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