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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1036 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 2934 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
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