””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

anxiety, Approaching, approaching 30, career dissatisfaction, depression, Despair, Disappointment, disillusionment, dreams fading away, existential dread, fear of the future, feeling stuck, hopelessness, jobs I hate forever, lack of fulfillment, losing hope, midlife crisis, Minecraft, nothing but shitty offices, pessimism, regret, smp, uncertainty

Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	1136

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Animals Bred:	167

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Animals Bred:	80

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	1520
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	1340
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Alien Abductions:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8576	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!