””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Towns Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension Hops:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Void Gems Collected:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4794	Dragon Eggs Found:	3646
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!