””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Mines Excavated:	3870	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	104	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Items Found:	7390
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.