””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	2229	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Animals Bred:	62	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4830	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	153
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Buildings Constructed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6948	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3356
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2291
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!