Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
