AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aoc, BTFO, current events, debate, Defeat, ftw, internet trolls, Minecraft, News, Online Community, online discussion, POL, political backlash, political commentary, political discourse, political forum, political memes, Politics, smp, social media, trillionth time, Victory, wrecked

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9677
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MultiNetworkz

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

Embark on your Minecraft journey today and let the adventures unfold! earth_africasparkles Join us for an unparalleled experience in the world of Multinetwork!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AstroworldSMP

Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Astroworld, the coolest modded server from space! You can make teams, sell alcohol and drugs, set up factories to mass produce materials and drugs, travel around the world, play at the casino and get a gambling addiction, watch the owner stream and become a simp, get rich on the server to start a economy leaderboard war and the list goes on, you get the idea. Join our Discord for fun giveways, weekly lottery and more fun events!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fembox SMP

BUILD, building, Chestshops, Community, Communitydriven, Cozy, Crossplatform, crossplay, Crossplaybedrock, Dynmap, Femboy, Friendly, Jobs, Lgbtfriendly, MCMMO, new, Plugin, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Femboys snuggle hours are mandatory!

https://discord.gg/qTREscUP99

Welcome to Fembox SMP!

What we offer:

label_important Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commandslabel_important Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structurelabel_important McMMOlabel_important Custom Questslabel_important Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to winlabel_important Inclusive community: we welcome everybodylabel_important Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memeslabel_important Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after alllabel_important Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewaways

This server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

So join us today, we hope to see you soon. Just don’t forget to put on your thigh-highs OwO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PhoenixMC

Survival, Survival Games

BEST IS PHOENIXMC PLAY AND FUN GUYS AND BUY CRATES ARMOR AND U ARE POWER FULL IN SERVER ANY PROMLEBS CONTENT OPRATERS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes

Survival

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	668

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NYXO MC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

NYXOMC offers an immersive Minecraft experience with a variety of exciting features. Our server features a captivating crates system that allows you to earn keys through gameplay or purchases, unlocking crates filled with valuable items, rare resources, and enticing cosmetics. Engage in thrilling combat with the lifesteal mechanic, strategically recovering health by dealing damage to foes. Dive into a world of progression with MCmmo, where you can level up skills through tasks, unlocking unique abilities. Plus, customize your gear with custom enchantments and dive into the economy with various job options. Join NYXOMC for a rich and dynamic Minecraft adventure

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AndoMC

Survival

The best SMP server that can physically exist in this universe is now in OPEN BETA! and i’m ready for people to come try it out, see what works and what doesn’t! discord.gg/YdePNEQ2eg

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Towns Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ZeanoxMC

Factions, Skyblock

OP Skyblock ============== OP Factions ============== Were hiring all positions Have what it takes? Create a ticket!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Emeralds Found:	2886
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Animals Bred:	190

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ganomus

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to our Minecraft haven, where excitement knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a custom world featuring unique items, mobs, and dazzling item skins. Express your style with exclusive cosmetics as you explore a PvP arena, conquer bossfight events, and thrive in the survival experience.

Economic enthusiasts will find their niche with jobs and quests, contributing to a thriving in-game economy. Join a vibrant community, full of friendly faces and endless updates. Brace yourself for two-week events packed with new content, ensuring the adventure never ceases.

Join us on this thrilling journey where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of our ever-evolving Minecraft family!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

kuveru Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP DE JAVA: kuveru.com IP DE BEDROCK : kuveru.com PUERTO : 4188 —————————————————————– We are a new NetWork eager to expand, we have the following modalities: – Survival OP + Mysterious Cosmetics Chests + Loot Boxes / Keys + Ranks with many advantages + Protection stones + Levels with rewards + And many more functions… DISCOVER THEM

Online Players – in the last

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

Qol, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival

L&N Craft

We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

Vanilla+

Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

– Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

– Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

– Right-click to harvest crops

– Leaves decay much faster

– Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

– Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

– A few more!

How to Join

First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

Cobblemon, Other, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged

Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

Server Version: **1.4**

**Features**

– Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	544	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftDem Heartz

Adventure, Disney, Finalfantasy, Kingdomhearts, Other

Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

History debrief:

This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Black Hole SevTech

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	627
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Web_

Factions, Prison, Vanilla

Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	215
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.