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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7740 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 394 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4623 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.
imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!
we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.
