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Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1193	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6933
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	912061	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Votes:	6225