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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5169
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crops Grown:	7971
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5199
New Chunks Explored:	420118	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Alien Abductions:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	4480
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	254
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Horror Stories Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	164991
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ores Mined:	7622	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Towns Built:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2945

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3