Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to chillax and forget about your anxiety! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more diamonds and less judgment.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. Need a break from the stress of real life? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough food to survive.

And if you’re still not convinced, let me tell you about the time our admin, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff just for the lols. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its eyes? Yeah, we’re a little bit crazy, but that’s what makes our server so much fun!

So come join us and leave your anxiety at the door. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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