Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3151	Players Killed by Monsters:	6502
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5985

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8016
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	4030
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dimension Hops:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchantments Applied:	192	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Emeralds Found:	6861
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.