Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ores Mined:	1262
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9548	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	167	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9636	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magic Items Found:	5294	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magic Items Found:	1115	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Divine Spears Created:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6887	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.