Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Animals Bred:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

YeetCraft

PvE, Survival

A small SMP server! Just your average SMP, but more trusting. Instead of claiming land you can build wherever you want with no limits! All griefers are permbanned, so you don’t have to worry about griefing! If you do see a griefer, report them using /mail to the owner, SaltMKII. Make sure to type /rules when you join to guarantee you have the best experience possible. Come join the server, enjoy!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9555	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4414	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Roosles Epic Minecraft Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

BETA BETA BETA

Hello, my name is Roosle, I am currently developing a minecraft server for my viewers and likewise, I am proud to announce that the server is to the point where I feel an open beta is needed! This server is ANTI P2W and has ZERO PAY TO WIN ASPECTS, all purchases are cosmetic only, including the keys. This server has been in the works for a long, long time and I am very grateful to be able to even do it. The server claim based survival, and weekly events will be held for CASH AND PRIZES. (some exceptions on the weekly rule due to travel and such.) I hope everyone who joins enjoys my passion project and I hope to see you all in game. Any questions or comments? Feel free to send me an email at [email protected]I’d be glad to answer any question about the server. Lastly, big thank you to all my supporters on YouTube and Twitch, without you guys and girls this dream of mine would not be possible. THANK YOU ALL.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Loft MC | Freeplay | Townscape | 1.20.4

Community, Creative, Duels, Economy, Freeplay, Lore, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Shops, Streamers, Survival, Towns

Join the Adventure on The Loft MC!

Explore a world of endless possibilities on our Freeplay server. Discover a relaxed environment where players can build their own towns, start a trade empire, or unleash their creative side on a custom terrain world. Get ready for thrilling server-wide events every week with amazing prizes to be won.

Freeplay offers:

useful vehicles such as helicopters

Join our lively Discord server today and take the first step towards your adventure: https://discord.gg/loft. We can’t wait to welcome you to The Loft MC!

IP: play.theloftmc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	8105	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineJupiter

Survival

Hello! Thank you for wanting to know more about MineJupiter! This is a survival server with mods for version 1.12.2. I’m sure you’ve ever thought about being on a server with your friends with the best mods, so enter MineJupiter! All the mods (there aren’t many so you don’t need a NASA computer either ;)) you will find them in the #new-mods channel document on our discord. We hope to see you on the server! 😀

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MikArt Europe

Earth, Survival

A really peaceful fun server with a good comunity. join the discord from the link. the community is really nice and helpful

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Zilla’s Modded

Battlegear, Forge, Furniture, Moddedserver, Modpack, Server, Survival, Tech, Tekkit, Trains

Mine with a pickaxe, with robots, or with tunnel boring trains. You can do some comfy interior design, or you could build an industrial railroad. You can use the advanced combat mechanics and dual wield, or you could ignore them and fight the vanilla way. Shoot a boomstick, or throw spears like a caveman.

Zilla’s Modded is a Forge 1.7.10 modpack server based on the idea of playing how you want to. There’s something fun for everyone, whether you’re a technical player, PVPer, builder, or anything in-between. We’re looking for more players, so tell your friends!

Modpack download: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack

IP: countries-raised.joinmc.link

To install the modpack, you must “import” the ZIP file with either CurseForge launcher, Prism launcher, or ATlauncher (ATlauncher is preferred).

Discord community server for Zilla’s Modded: https://discord.gg/nr8pqEF5r3

It is highly recommend to comb through the list of mods in this modpack, and look at their CurseForge pages and wikis to see what they allow you to do.

The full list of mods included in the modpack can be found here: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack/relations/dependencies

Quick tips:* ‘G’ opens up the crafting guide, and clicking “Set item” allows you to search the item list* ‘R’ toggles battlegear mode (allows you to dual wield weapons)* Your battlegear mode inventory is accessed by clicking the ‘BG’ button inside of your inventory.* ‘F’ to fart when sitting on a toilet* Tunnel bores and trains are cool :]* There are explosive arrows, katanas, spears, and boomsticks ;]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MCCQ

Survival

MCCQ is a friendly survival server. In this server, we have griefprevention and Essentials installed.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FreedomCraft Network

Adventure, Anticheat, Bloodmoon, challenge, Classes, Community, Custom, Custombosses, Custombuilds, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Dedicated, Dedicatedserver, Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Friendly, Fun, MCMMO, Minions, mmo, mmorpg, Mythicmobs, Nolag, PvE, Pve Economy, Quest, Quests, Ranks, Rankup, Rankups, RPG, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Updatedfrequently, Wiki

star star FreedomCraft Adventure RPG star star

Basic Content:

bosses and minibosses!100+ Randomized world

Depth & Quality of Life:

Custom Instancing Setup: You will never run out of dungeon content because it is cleared or occupied!Custom Coded RPG Stats plugin with special accessories and bonuses on gear!Custom Skins, Models, Boss Powers, and Environments for originality!

Planned/WIP Features:

Custom Classes, allowing players to unlock more abilities and spec certain paths to make combat more interestingCustom Pets, providing combat bonuses and status effectsItem Enhancement System, allowing players to customize their gearsets to their playstyles or specific challengesCustom Turrets, providing defense against the Bloodmoon at players’ bases13+ Mob Arenas with 30 waves each and unique bosses/rewards throughout

star star FreedomCraft Discord star star

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Enchantments Applied:	158
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LeoFanteCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Experience real vanilla, play with your friends in factions and do pvp with crackshot weapons! We also added creative! Have fun with us and your friends!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Femboy SMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Are you looking for server to just chill, build your place and settle. Maybe start bigger projects with friends?

You want all this but in safe space in LGBTQIA+ community. Well you are in luck!

Playing on Bedrock? We are using GeyserMC, meaning you are able to join the fun even with console! Just use the ip: g4.bitti.gg:25572. For more information check GeyserMC guide.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival

Arena, Chairs, Discord, End.., Freindly, Griefprevention, Nether, Nohacks, Paper, PvP, Pvparena, Randomteleport, Rtp, Semivanilla, Sethome, smp, Survival, Trade, Warps

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival Minecraft Server

Welcome to Mistylands, where the adventure began in 2010 and continues to captivate players with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! Mistylands is not just a server; it’s a community-driven sanctuary for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Enhanced Survival experience.

🌲 Legacy of a Decade: Mistylands has stood the test of time, fostering a rich history since 2010. Our legacy is a testament to the enduring spirit of exploration, creativity, and camaraderie that defines our server.

⚔️ Enhanced Survival: Immerse yourself in the next level of survival with Mistylands’ Enhanced Survival gameplay. We’ve curated an experience that strikes the perfect balance between the familiar challenges of survival and exciting new features that elevate your journey.

🏡 Community-Driven: Mistylands is more than just blocks and biomes; it’s a thriving community of like-minded players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, collaborate on grand builds, and forge friendships that last a lifetime. Our community-driven approach ensures that every player has a voice in shaping the server’s future.

🌎 Vast, Dynamic World: Traverse Mistylands’ vast and dynamic world, filled with breathtaking landscapes, hidden treasures, and challenging terrains. Our meticulously crafted map provides endless opportunities for exploration and discovery.

🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully integrated to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s custom mobs, special events, or exclusive items, Mistylands offers surprises around every corner to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

💎 Economy and Trading: Engage in a player-driven economy where your skills and resources can be traded for valuable items. Set up your own shop, become a master of the trade, and watch your wealth grow in Mistylands.

🎉 Events and Contests: From epic fishing contests to build competitions, Mistylands hosts regular events and contests to keep the excitement alive. Prove your skills, win fantastic prizes, and etch your name into Mistylands’ history.

🤝 Dedicated Staff: Our experienced and friendly staff are committed to ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for every player. Have a question or need assistance? Our staff are here to help, fostering a positive and welcoming environment for all.

Join Mistylands today and become part of a legacy that spans over a decade. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to the world of Minecraft, Mistylands welcomes you to embark on an Enhanced Survival adventure like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlexusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

PlexusMC is a server that is designed to bring the fun back to minecraft. When making decisions on how the server will turn out next it doesnt let money effect that decision. PlexusMCs ideal view is to give players the feel that they are playing a game again rather then being apart of a dictatorship. The server is currently based around towny survival, and has a hidden law scattered throughout the server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineClouds

Economy, Prison, PvE

Hey are you looking for a new prison server to play? Then what’re you waiting for? Check out MineClouds today and begin your adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1057	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Bloxar Server

Survival

NEW MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER

Welcome to this brand new Semi-Vanilla server!This is a growing server which will slowly add more and moreplugins and get bigger and bigger with plenty of other servers to play on, join now and be a part of the community!

Plugins include:

– claim

– chest shop

– A few Essentials (tpa, sethome)

IP: play.bloxarmc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mirels Of Chaos

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Mirels Of Chaos, a place where survival becomes more exciting with a touch of vanilla magic and engaging RPG elements. With features like McMMO to allow you to develop your character, and GriefPrevention to protect your creative works, every block you travel will be part of an unforgettable adventure.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.